My fiancee, Nicole, hired a male stripper for her boss’ birthday last Friday.
The very best part of the event was when the “entertainer” texted Nicole to tell her he had a hard deadline to meet and that he had to be finished dancing by no later than 4:45PM because he had to make his graduation from Arizona State.
To be honest, I wish I would have thought of this during college, then I wouldn’t be sitting on about 10k worth of student loan debt.



