The Paulewog Blog

Get your filthy mouse off my T-Rex!

I ride dinosaurs. Deal with it.

My fiancee, Nicole, hired a male stripper for her boss’ birthday last Friday.

The very best part of the event was when the “entertainer” texted Nicole to tell her he had a hard deadline to meet and that he had to be finished dancing by no later than 4:45PM because he had to make his graduation from Arizona State. 

To be honest, I wish I would have thought of this during college, then I wouldn’t be sitting on about 10k worth of student loan debt.

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“TUCSON”

“TUCSON”

I don’t think Billy “gets” hockey, but we’ll make a man out of him yet.

I don’t think Billy “gets” hockey, but we’ll make a man out of him yet.

Some times he thinks if he can get me to shake his paw long enough I won’t have to leave for work.

Some times he thinks if he can get me to shake his paw long enough I won’t have to leave for work.