February 2012
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Lesser-known facts about Republican Presidential...
fuiru: Newt Gingrich: When applying for a job and made to fill in a box marked “weaknesses,” usually writes “Cannot see through walls” Is actually two less conservative men, one standing on the other’s shoulders, wearing a long jacket Was sent by Dre to piss the world off, was too successful, hence Eminem Likes his buffets like he likes his marriages: Open First name is short for “Newton’s...
Feb 1st
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January 2012
10 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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December 2011
11 posts
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Dec 22nd
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Anonymous asked: You are overwhelmingly adorable.
Dec 20th
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I'm amazed that no one has thanked me for *NOT*...
…..yet.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Dec 1st
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You may have noticed my absence from Tumblr...
I’m going to go ahead and blame it on a little game called ‘Skyrim.’ The only thing that is distracting me from playing it 24 hours a day is this super cute girl I met. And work. Seriously, it’s that good.
Dec 1st
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November 2011
12 posts
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Nov 26th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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ListenThe White Stripes - We’re Going to Be...
Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
48 posts
Anonymous asked: do you think you're really good looking?
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Anonymous asked: how is that like asking that in the least bit?
Oct 28th
Anonymous asked: are you against one night stands?
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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I don't know who keeps asking me all these...
But it’s kind of wrinkling my brain. Even it it ain’t the most heady stuff, it’s kind of entertaining to pretend to be funny again.
Oct 27th
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Anonymous asked: whats so appealing to a guy about a threesome?
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Anonymous asked: celebrity crush?
Oct 26th
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