February 2012
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Lesser-known facts about Republican Presidential...
fuiru:
Newt Gingrich:
When applying for a job and made to fill in a box marked “weaknesses,” usually writes “Cannot see through walls”
Is actually two less conservative men, one standing on the other’s shoulders, wearing a long jacket
Was sent by Dre to piss the world off, was too successful, hence Eminem
Likes his buffets like he likes his marriages: Open
First name is short for “Newton’s...
January 2012
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December 2011
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Anonymous asked: You are overwhelmingly adorable.
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I'm amazed that no one has thanked me for *NOT*...
…..yet.
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You may have noticed my absence from Tumblr...
I’m going to go ahead and blame it on a little game called ‘Skyrim.’ The only thing that is distracting me from playing it 24 hours a day is this super cute girl I met. And work.
Seriously, it’s that good.
November 2011
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October 2011
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Anonymous asked: do you think you're really good looking?
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Anonymous asked: how is that like asking that in the least bit?
Anonymous asked: are you against one night stands?
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I don't know who keeps asking me all these...
But it’s kind of wrinkling my brain. Even it it ain’t the most heady stuff, it’s kind of entertaining to pretend to be funny again.
Anonymous asked: whats so appealing to a guy about a threesome?
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Anonymous asked: celebrity crush?