May 2013
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My fiancee, Nicole, hired a male stripper for her...
The very best part of the event was when the “entertainer” texted Nicole to tell her he had a hard deadline to meet and that he had to be finished dancing by no later than 4:45PM because he had to make his graduation from Arizona State.
To be honest, I wish I would have thought of this during college, then I wouldn’t be sitting on about 10k worth of student loan debt.
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April 2013
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So a few of my friends made an event page for my...
This one brings back a lot of memories:
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If you told me ten years ago that I'd be getting...
Yet here I am….
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March 2013
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February 2013
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Why do people still have car alarms? It’s the only thing I hate about living on 4th ave. IBTs dance music thumps thru my windows every night of the week and it’s a god damn lullaby compared to car alarms.
No one responds to your fucking car alarm. I hear one every night and my initial and only reaction is that I want to bash in your skull for thinking anyone gives a shit about your...
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If my life were an episode of the worst sitcom on...
Nicole: What are you doing, Paul? Me: Oh, just playing ‘Skyrim’. {audience erupts with laughter for reasons we have yet to ascertain} Nicole: What do you do in ‘Skyrim’? Me: You can, like, slay dragons and kill draugs in this place called Tamriel. {audience is laughing so hard you can hear some of them vomiting} Nicole: That’s SOOOO nerdy! {audience still laughing,...
January 2013
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December 2012
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November 2012
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What’s to keep somebody from getting all potted up on weed and getting behind...
– Steve Doocy, talking about Colorado voting to legalize marijuana.
Attention everyone. I will now be referring to smoking pot exclusively as “getting all potted up”. Please adjust your schedules accordingly.
(via hammerito)