December 2009
288 posts
Just so you idiots know
My Words with Friends name is paulewog and my ping is paul_e_wog. I’m pretty addicted to WwFs even though I’m terrible at it.
Anywho; I can’t sleep. So bother me or something.
BRB Internet.
Saddest Christmas ever.
kaffeineme:
Something called a ‘cheese toastie’ must be cut into a dinosaur shape with a cookie cutter and made with Kraft cheese food slices and served with Kool-Aid.
Grilled cheese, on the other hand, can be made with anything from cheddar to Gouda and jalapeño bread to sourdough.
Grilled cheese wins.
“…must be cut into a dinosaur shape….and served with Kool-Aid.”
...
I hate you guys.
When have any of you lunatics actually GRILLED a...
Never.
There is no difference between a 'Grilled Cheese'...
Save for the fact that the words ‘Cheese Toastie’ are about a million times sexier than ‘Grilled Cheese’.
A bear skin rug? That's so unnecessary!
fuckyeahdemetrimartin:
“You know, I think the den looks great, but it’s just missing something…”
“Really? What?”
“…the back of a dead bear? Like, lay it out in the shape of him? That would be awesome.”
“Really?”
“Oh yeah.”
“Should I keep the head on?”
“Definitely. We want to know who this was. It will help you relax by the fire.”
I just sent that last picture of Mary as a...
I’m sure, being a Hooters girl herself, she will really appreciate it.
New Year Resolution:
{✔}Plan a trip to a city in Northern-California to meet a bunch of sexy computer people.
Feels good to get that out of the way.
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I didn't realize Canadians celebrated Christmas.
But through the magic of the internet I discovered that a lot of Canadians are very similar to me.
OH:
“Paul sure is posting a lot of asinine stuff lately.”
“Well of course, he does have the next two weeks off to do exactly nothing, afterall.”
jeanharlot:
ApparentlySadly, Jimmy Fallon is still on the air.
Hmm.
FIXED
No, seriously. I have a crush.
aimee-b-loved:
If you need me, I’ll be in my pillow fort. Dying of girly embarrassment.
*sigh*
I have like 40 of them.
My Words With Friends has frozen on me!
OH NOES WHAT DO I DO?
I HAS A CURSH!
aimee-b-loved:
Awk.
Ward.
Probably the best typo I’ve ever made.
Holy Crap I'm already addicted to words with...
And I’ve already used the word ‘TIT’.
Merry Christmas to me!
It's that special time of year....
…when I can get very drunk and someone in my family will be able/have to come get me because, c’mon, I know you guys aren’t working in the morning. Be real.
I've joined the Word With Friends sensation
paulewog of course. Leave out the underscores.
I survived the mall and "the real" Santa .
I also bought some new shoes and a sweater because I know none of you jerkfaces got me anything!
Taking my nephew to see Santa at the mall. BRB.
Haha. No, I won’t be. In fact, one of you guys should text or DM if you haven’t heard from me by 3PM Arizona time.
Yes. I have five siblings.
jaydensmommie:
paulewogblog:
Is my small-town midwest showing?
Oh yeah? I have 6. Suck on that, King.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This isn’t a contest but just so all you ladies know I’m easily the tallest and best looking of my brothers.
Yes. I have five siblings.
Is my small-town midwest showing?
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I'm at the part where his Dad, his girlfriend and...
Oh Nic Cage movie, when will you stop being terrible?
Playing Words with Friends by myself.
doogiehowsermd:
paulewogblog:
Just kidding. I’m doing something much more sad. Watching a Nic Cage movie by myself.
Is it Face/Off?!
God no! I’m not that sad, Matt.
It’s one of the ones where he bites Indiana Jones’ style super hard.