February 2010
212 posts
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January 2010
232 posts
thrashbrowns asked: Someone's got to take the bull by the horns!
Ok, fine. Here's a question. Favorite beer?
Ok, fine. Here's a question. Favorite beer?
burwell asked: what if there was a brown licorice? would you still think that black is more evil? because as far as i'm concerned 'black' is not at fault here. licorice is at fault. but believe you me, no one wants to go rambo on black licorice's ass more than me. i hate the stuff. haaaaaate.
idrvfast asked: What do Monkey Burgers taste like?
rartastic asked: Black or brown?
Why not 12 year old scotch?
What else gets better when it ages?
Why not 12 year old scotch?
What else gets better when it ages?
thrashbrowns asked: Let's make out
Anonymous asked: I know about you and Jeph Kelley. Why are you such a skank?!
I'm going out to eat at some place called 'Monkey...
For serious.
I want no less than 10 questions to answer when I return home at 3AM smelling like expensive cigars and 20 year old scotch.
BYE TUMBLR!
guillee:
This trip to San Francisco was a big deal for me, mostly because of the tweetup and because I saw, met, hung out, and had fun with my friends, but also because I’ve always wanted to go to San Francisco and I’m very happy that I finally got the chance to go. So before anyone else emails me to tell me to stop posting my photos from my trip on my blog that I’m using to show them to my...
Now
who the hell wants to buy a Teddy Ruxpin and Grubby(wow, what an imaginative name for a grub, you idiots) doll?
burwell asked: what is you favorite videogame of all time? and if you don't play video games, don't say something like "i don't play video games", because you're a dude. and dudes play video games.
i like zelda personally.
i like zelda personally.
scotttfriday-deactivated2011021 asked: maggie gyllenhaal: hottest ugly chick ever or ugliest hot chick ever?
Holy Crap
I’m not moving til this is over!
LOW RESOLUTION THEATER
…THEATER
ladawn-deactivated20100527-deac asked: HEY FUCKER, I POSTED AN OPEN INVITE YESTERDAY WHAT DO YOU NEED AN ENGRAVED INVITATION!?! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE.
If you order '5 GUYS' when I graciously offer to...
You are UNFOLLOWED.
Alright gang, it's that time of week.
I’m taking In ‘n’ Out Burger orders.
(See how I called you all ‘gang’ like we’re all friends. I do that so you don’t think I hate you when I inevitabely dissappoint you by not buying you anything. Again.)
What do you idiots want this time?
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Awards I was giving out in my head at the SFTU:
yayaa:
Most likely to smile at you from across the room and come over and hug you: @everyone
Most likely to take his pants off: apparently @clarko
Most likely roomie to sleep walk out of the hotel room and be escorted back by security at 4am (true story): @Gonowgo
Most likely to help an old lady with a cart going uphill (true story): @Porto_Rock
Most likely to punch your chocolate chip...
If you must know Gdub,
she was complaining about having to use a PC for work. So of course I had to act like I was a robot who was sexually attracted to the very PC she was using.
That makes girls jealous, right?
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Ever begin a text message conversation with a girl...
I have.
Today.
Right now in fact.
gdub asked: You F*****G dare me? Doesn't sound like my kind of dare.
Anyhow, picture something truly absurd in your head. Now share.
Anyhow, picture something truly absurd in your head. Now share.
beaubock-deactivated20100331 asked: A and B ran a race of 480 m. In the first heat, A gives B a head start of 48 m and beats him by 1/10th of a minute. In the second heat, A gives B a head start of 144 m and is beaten by 1/1800th of an hour. Presupposing that each racer's speed is constant between heats, what is B's speed in m/s?
(A) 12
(B) 14
(C) 16
(D) 18
(E) 20
(A) 12
(B) 14
(C) 16
(D) 18
(E) 20
Anonymous asked: What if tomorrow never comes?
hellamike asked: Do you FUCKING triple dog dare me?
rinaedin asked: i'm glad that we live in the same state only.. what, three hours away.. and that we had to go all the way to san francisco to meet. okay technically maybe you can't even get here half the year BUT WHATEVER. what i'm saying is that you are pretty flippin' awesome and we should hang out all the time.
jephkelley asked: Who THE FUCK do you think you are, anyway? This thing is anonymous, right?
strangeninja asked: so seriously, is your hair that awesome when you arise in the morning or do you put copious amounts of product in it?
Also, coke or pepsi??
Also, coke or pepsi??
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