The Paulewog Blog

Get your filthy mouse off my T-Rex!

I ride dinosaurs. Deal with it.

So this is my last week in Tucson. I make the move up to Phoenix this Friday. I’m going to miss this place which is saying something considering how much I hated Tucson when my family first relocated to Arizona over a decade ago. I’ve now lived here for seven years and lived downtown for the last three and after you get used to the heat you realize it’s actually a pretty nice little town.
Oh well, on to bigger things. Later on, Tucson.

So this is my last week in Tucson. I make the move up to Phoenix this Friday. I’m going to miss this place which is saying something considering how much I hated Tucson when my family first relocated to Arizona over a decade ago. I’ve now lived here for seven years and lived downtown for the last three and after you get used to the heat you realize it’s actually a pretty nice little town.

Oh well, on to bigger things. Later on, Tucson.

Jesus…have I really been posting shit on here for four years?

Jesus…have I really been posting shit on here for four years?

(Source: assets)

literallyunbelievable:

I do not agree

"He is sick!"

literallyunbelievable:

I do not agree

"He is sick!"

My grandpa, Eugene, who was part of the airborne assault in the early hours of D-Day. If you’ve ever wondered where the nickname “paulEwog” came from it’s because my parents named me after him.

My grandpa, Eugene, who was part of the airborne assault in the early hours of D-Day. If you’ve ever wondered where the nickname “paulEwog” came from it’s because my parents named me after him.

Here’s the first photo of Evangeline Lilly’s non-canon character in the next installment of ‘The Hobbit’. I can already hear the internet nerd-fists shaking in impotent rage:
"WHY ARE YOU PUTTING WOMEN INTO MY STORY?!”
"SHE’S HOLDING THE BOW ALL WRONG!!!"
"OTHER THING THAT 99% OF THE POPULATION IS NOT AWARE OF AND CERTAINLY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT!!!"

Here’s the first photo of Evangeline Lilly’s non-canon character in the next installment of ‘The Hobbit’. I can already hear the internet nerd-fists shaking in impotent rage:

"WHY ARE YOU PUTTING WOMEN INTO MY STORY?!”

"SHE’S HOLDING THE BOW ALL WRONG!!!"

"OTHER THING THAT 99% OF THE POPULATION IS NOT AWARE OF AND CERTAINLY DOES NOT CARE ABOUT!!!"