The Paulewog Blog

Get your filthy mouse off my T-Rex!

I ride dinosaurs. Deal with it.

If my life were an episode of the worst sitcom on television: The Big Bang Theory

Nicole: What are you doing, Paul?
Me: Oh, just playing ‘Skyrim’.
{audience erupts with laughter for reasons we have yet to ascertain}

Nicole: What do you do in ‘Skyrim’?
Me: You can, like, slay dragons and kill draugs in this place called Tamriel.
{audience is laughing so hard you can hear some of them vomiting}

Nicole: That’s SOOOO nerdy!
{audience still laughing, their heads begin to explode because they can’t breathe from laughing so hard}

[End Scene]

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