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10 Important Things ‘Star Wars’ Taught Me Growing Up

If you’re interested in a girl, make sure you do some background checks and get a complete family history before totally kissing out with her.
Don’t judge guys who speak with hideously poor grammar. Turn out to be very wise they may.
Even if sudden wealth or circumstances beyond his control turns your best friend into a bigger dick than usual, he’s still your friend. You can count on him.
The proper response when a girl tells you she loves you for the first time is “I know.”
Whether he admits it or not, your Dad is proud of you and he loves you.
A true bad ass shoots first, even if some jackass edits it to make it look like he doesn’t.
One out of every three people you encounter in your daily routine has a more exciting job than you think. More than likely they’re a bounty hunter.
You won’t find interesting people in dance clubs. Trust me. Find a dive bar. Start a conversation.
IT’S A TRAP!
No one ever truly leaves us, especially if we can remember the important things they’ve shared. (RIP Grandma. And Yoda. And Obi Wan)

10 Important Things ‘Star Wars’ Taught Me Growing Up

  1. If you’re interested in a girl, make sure you do some background checks and get a complete family history before totally kissing out with her.

  2. Don’t judge guys who speak with hideously poor grammar. Turn out to be very wise they may.

  3. Even if sudden wealth or circumstances beyond his control turns your best friend into a bigger dick than usual, he’s still your friend. You can count on him.

  4. The proper response when a girl tells you she loves you for the first time is “I know.”

  5. Whether he admits it or not, your Dad is proud of you and he loves you.

  6. A true bad ass shoots first, even if some jackass edits it to make it look like he doesn’t.

  7. One out of every three people you encounter in your daily routine has a more exciting job than you think. More than likely they’re a bounty hunter.

  8. You won’t find interesting people in dance clubs. Trust me. Find a dive bar. Start a conversation.

  9. IT’S A TRAP!

  10. No one ever truly leaves us, especially if we can remember the important things they’ve shared. (RIP Grandma. And Yoda. And Obi Wan)

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    Happy Star Wars Days, friends.
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    love all of this
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