I ride dinosaurs. Deal with it. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16574535-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @paulewogblog)http://paulewog.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b316bdb30816e86c2d75b876be8efd97/tumblr_mnb12lSCWO1qhvg14o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hollybailey.tumblr.com/post/51223350048/emmastraub-via-billy-joel-on-not-working-and" target="_blank">hollybailey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emmastraub.tumblr.com/post/51222685492/via-billy-joel-on-not-working-and-not-giving-up" target="_blank">emmastraub</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/26/magazine/billy-joel-on-not-working-and-not-giving-up-drinking.html?hp" target="_blank">Billy Joel on Not Working and Not Giving Up Drinking - NYTimes.com</a>)</p> <p>Pretty sure this is the greatest picture of all time, and I’m a cat person. </p> </blockquote> <p>Pugtown Girl. (Did I really just make that joke? I am sorry.)</p> </blockquote> <p>How is this <strong><em>not</em></strong> an article on The Onion? I mean seriously.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/51243952954http://paulewog.com/post/51243952954Fri, 24 May 2013 12:52:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4d31315f8db052be3d8d04b17426e74/tumblr_mn9i6tELue1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>double you double you double dot billys underbite dot com</p>http://paulewog.com/post/51158573473http://paulewog.com/post/51158573473Thu, 23 May 2013 10:35:17 -0700billy!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/716fc468c71647856f29dccfe0f7bf7f/tumblr_mn7q6d51HS1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If anyone would like to buy this for me there’s a click-thru to the Etsy page.</p> <p>Just saying.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/51083562957http://paulewog.com/post/51083562957Wed, 22 May 2013 11:32:37 -0700chicagocubsloveable losers<p>The very best part of the event was when the &#8220;entertainer&#8221; texted Nicole to tell her he had a hard deadline to meet and that he had to be finished dancing by no later than 4:45PM because he had to make his graduation from Arizona State. </p> <p>To be honest, I wish I would have thought of this during college, then I wouldn&#8217;t be sitting on about 10k worth of student loan debt.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/50355555864http://paulewog.com/post/50355555864Mon, 13 May 2013 11:37:46 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/42a77eb133697e3f06f4f50617813611/tumblr_mm3vbclwxB1qzcv7no3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb0cd22234fac9e680b750f49972e830/tumblr_mm3vbclwxB1qzcv7no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14aade434c307a06f33ed419da46586c/tumblr_mm3vbclwxB1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/49888236818/doghouse-diaries-by-will-ray-raf-website" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://thedoghousediaries.com/5062" target="_blank">Doghouse Diaries</a> </strong>by Will, Ray, & Raf [<a href="http://thedoghousediaries.com/" target="_blank">website</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/willrayraf" target="_blank">twitter</a> | <a href="https://www.facebook.com/thedoghousediaries" target="_blank">facebook</a>]</p> <p>[h/t: <a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://paulewog.com/post/49893299270http://paulewog.com/post/49893299270Tue, 07 May 2013 17:16:12 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6799cd53f426edcfaeadf85d3b088db4/tumblr_mmbwpcVdvF1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“TUCSON”</p>http://paulewog.com/post/49685949460http://paulewog.com/post/49685949460Sun, 05 May 2013 07:10:24 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88eaf9260f887ddd1b70d6fe096f7e5e/tumblr_mm95nhBXvS1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t think Billy “gets” hockey, but we’ll make a man out of him yet.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/49560163433http://paulewog.com/post/49560163433Fri, 03 May 2013 19:30:53 -0700chicagoblackhawksbilly!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/966aba0798374925ab3f0aa84572e6f8/tumblr_mm8exb90D01qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some times he thinks if he can get me to shake his paw long enough I won’t have to leave for work.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/49520554041http://paulewog.com/post/49520554041Fri, 03 May 2013 09:53:35 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e34202f8d73f4c2bf14225ecb026c04/tumblr_mm6ywqYRui1qz93koo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tomoatmeal.com/post/49464615646/if-they-ever-do-a-prequel-to-the-fast-furious" target="_blank">tomoatmeal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="MsoNormal">If they ever do a prequel to the Fast & Furious movies it should be about high stakes hoop trundling.  </p> </blockquote>http://paulewog.com/post/49490359133http://paulewog.com/post/49490359133Thu, 02 May 2013 20:57:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d968175de6600b0555cdccb104472e6b/tumblr_mltfnwxidx1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Via [<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1d2nzg/coming_this_fall_based_on_a_true_story/" target="_blank">Reddit</a>]</p>http://paulewog.com/post/48854772963http://paulewog.com/post/48854772963Thu, 25 Apr 2013 07:45:32 -0700127 hoursdog years<p>This one brings back a lot of memories:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cbd7dff20e12c8386bb71870c754671d/tumblr_inline_mlrr3paaAO1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://paulewog.com/post/48782315561http://paulewog.com/post/48782315561Wed, 24 Apr 2013 09:59:21 -0700vomitfratty mcfrattersoncollege<p>Yet here I am&#8230;.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/48226333393http://paulewog.com/post/48226333393Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:47:59 -0700engaged n' shitparis<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XOzs1FehYOA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/14/chi-cheng-dead-dies_n_3080110.html" target="_blank">RIP Chi…</a></p> <p>I got to see the Deftones several times before Chi Cheng’s car accident that led to his decline in health. Around the Fur and this track will always bring back some of the best memories from my teenage years. WIsh I could have seen him play one more time.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/47959690586http://paulewog.com/post/47959690586Sun, 14 Apr 2013 08:58:23 -0700deftonesaround the furchi cheng<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d78170dde612431244c6ab0fec85fc3/tumblr_ml3ptl97261qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how Billy and I prepare for three day weekends.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/47815475317http://paulewog.com/post/47815475317Fri, 12 Apr 2013 16:11:39 -0700billy!dance party<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75b3eac63487fdab0d21fb0f12a6af66/tumblr_ml5grv6WZm1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This gave me the biggest douche chill…</p>http://paulewog.com/post/47786937028http://paulewog.com/post/47786937028Fri, 12 Apr 2013 09:07:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5d6d22f4ad181ca786687ed73772e11/tumblr_ml3pxv4qqu1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>PEW - PEW - PEW!</p>http://paulewog.com/post/47711029565http://paulewog.com/post/47711029565Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:29:55 -0700laser dogbilly<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e87a98fa883aa5f12a3cfcd790a26dd/tumblr_ml3likAXmt1qzfkxgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/story/_/id/9158055/goat-head-delivered-chicago-cubs-owner-tom-ricketts-wrigley-field" target="_blank">ESPN Chicago: Goat’s head delivered to Wrigley Field</a></p> <p>This is like the third or fourth instance of this in the last couple seasons that I can recall and as a Cubs fan I hate being associated with it…</p>http://paulewog.com/post/47705918032http://paulewog.com/post/47705918032Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:54:00 -0700cubsbilly goat curseanimal crueltychicago cubs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d31ef4f1299e66a99410a3315633f8be/tumblr_ml2ephDjC11qzfkxgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cas/3725685022.html" target="_blank">I guess if I bought a replica Iron Throne my first move would probably be to fulfill a sexual fantasy on it as well.</a></p>http://paulewog.com/post/47661073020http://paulewog.com/post/47661073020Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:33:00 -0700game of throneswhat's your fant-ta-ta-see!robb stark is pretty damn handsome<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a533cf047eb3f0e08b95cc04d8242a8/tumblr_ml1uiyiAQp1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m going to miss these guys…</p>http://paulewog.com/post/47629348336http://paulewog.com/post/47629348336Wed, 10 Apr 2013 10:13:46 -0700iuhoosierscody zellervictor oladipo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/675b35ed5ae699c4222d79109d6c378d/tumblr_mky73vwdUc1qzfkxgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m going to drink one of these from a chalice every Sunday during the season.</p>http://paulewog.com/post/47468121533http://paulewog.com/post/47468121533Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:55:07 -0700game of thronesiron throne ale