The Paulewog Blog

Get your filthy mouse off my T-Rex!

I ride dinosaurs. Deal with it.

The Tucson Weekly guy always looks so thirsty!

The Tucson Weekly guy always looks so thirsty!

You know when you see a bum drinking some booze and it’s winter out and you have that pedantic friend that says “Truth be told, it only makes you feel warmer when you’re drinking alcohol, but in reality it makes your body colder.” And then it’s summer time and I keep drinking beer after beer after beer on my patio, but I’m not feeling any colder except where my mouth is concerned, and I’m thinking; “Who says 'truth be told', seriously?”, but none of that matters because West University is really nice right now? 

Of course you don’t know. Otherwise I’d be offering you a beer right now.